"Language is a virus."
--William S. Burroughs
"This stuff is black, black, black!"
--Admiral Stansfield Turner
Former Director, Central Intelligence Agency
The Professor would like to apologize for his long absence, and to
allay any consternation this caused among the many subscribers to
his chaotik mailings. Indeed, as many of you have suspected, the
Professor's arcane studies led him into a deep thicket of dark and
unspeakable workings, which he managed to escape only by an
especially fortunate act of Providence. He has confirmed that the
brethren of the Dark Lodges are working feverishly in these
climactic days before the dawn of the New Aeon, and their fiendish
creations, once confined to the nether realms except when loosed by
dark magic, are now roaming freely among us.
When I asked what message he wished me to deliver to his faithful
subscribers, he replied simply: "Pray. And watch closely the
shadows." And he fell back into sleep.
While he recuperates, he has given me the task of organizing his
notes and spreading the memes to the recipients of his dispatch. I
can only dispense of fragments of his work; there is much that I
cannot decipher. I have ascertained that his studies led him into an
encounter with the qliphotic entities commonly known as the "Men In
Black." It is ironic that a film of this name (http://www.meninblack.com/)
is soon to be released as popular entertainment, while the true MIBs--creations
far more malevolent than any Hollywood hack could hope to
conjure--cackle with delight at their trivialized depictions. As one
of the Professor's NSA contacts once told him: "All of this Dark
Skies, Independence Day crap plays right into their [Black Lodge's]
hands. The real abductions, mutilations, all the demonic
infestations, get branded as the rantings of deluded X-Files fans.
The idiots scream about a government coverup, when most of the
people in the government are scared shitless at what's happening.
Those that aren't in collusion with the sick f---ers, that is."
The Professor has recommended one book in particular as an accurate
depiction of the MIBs and their ilk--"Casebook on the Men in Black"
by Jim Keith, published by IllumiNet Press (ISBN 1-881532-11-9).
Keith chronicles the history of the MIBs, from their early
descriptions in the chronicles of European witchery to their
manifestations in contemporary UFOlogy.
There are many interesting anecdotes, but a few will have to
suffice, as I must tend to the Professor, and perform the
enchantments for him before the setting of the sun.
From pages 23-24:
"[H.P.] Lovecraft, although ostensibly writing fiction and privately
disavowing any belief in the supernatural, is revered by many modern
occultist groups for his extraordinary otherworldly visions. Some of
these groups, such as the Typhonian Ordo Templi Orientis and the two
orders of the Starry Wisdom Sect that I know of, consider his
fictional forays to be true representations of other dimensions, and
have patterned their rituals and cosmology after Lovecraft's
"It is interesting that Frank Belknap Long...a well-known writer of
dark fantasy, recalls that Lovecraft met the young L. Ron Hubbard at
a science fiction fan gathering in New York in the 1930s. According
to Long, Lovecraft remarked that the enthusiastic young Hubbard
would go far." (For more on L. Ron, see the superb page by Blue
The Professor also recommends the writings of Fortean investigator
John Keel to those who seek to shine light on the mystery. Before he
left for the encounter which nearly destroyed him, the good
Professor said to me:
"It's all beginning to come together. The shift from pervasive
belief in the ETH to the understanding of the transdimensionality of
these soulless beings is beginning to occur. People are waking up to
the machinations of the Dark forces. The history, from John Dee up
through Parsons and Crowley, is coming to Light. And it's happening
just in time, because Choronzon's cold fingers are prying open the
Gate, and it's about to burst wide open."
"Bring the Light to the people," he said, as he drifted back into
I am madly deciphering his notes. I hope that I can put them into
some semblance of order before it is too late. As I write, I am
watching the Professor. In his slumber, he is obviously disturbed.
Whether or not it's a result of the experiments that were conducted
upon him years ago, or whether he is engaged in some form of battle
that I cannot comprehend, I know not.
Those of you with any clues to the Dark Workings in the final days
of this Aeon, please forward them to me, and perhaps they will
contribute to my understanding of the Professor's notes. Until then,
I leave you with another fragment from his notebook that may
illuminate our present situation.
"A large part of the available UFO literature is closely linked with
mysticism and the metaphysical. It deals with subjects like mental
telepathy, automatic writing, and invisible entities, as well as
phenomena like poltergeist manifestations and possession... Many of
the UFO reports now being published in the popular press recount
alleged incidents that are strikingly similar to demoniac possession
and psychic phenomena which has long been known to theologians and
Lynn E. Catoe
Senior Bibliographer UFOs and Related Subjects:
Annotated Bibliography compiled by the Library of Congress for the
Air Force Office of Scientific Research
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